The Things People Say

by Mark Chmiel

for CMB

He (well-meaning, sixty-something): You need to hurry up and get a boyfriend, there’s only a few years left for you to have babies, so you need to get moving, go to church, say your prayers, and get that husband.

She (mindfully mock-indignant, mid-thirties): How many offensive things can you put into a single sentence?

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